Monday, 17 March 2014

Dining Out

                                    







                                     At a Burger Stall





I was driving home from work one late night when i came across a burger  stall near my house.Feel a  bit hungry,  I Stopped my car to order a burgar. I told the humburger boy I'd like a burger but without the onions.

The boy quickly said to me, "i'm sorry we are out of onions.I'll have to make it without tomatoes instead".

Teach You how to swim






    




My auntie said she learned how to swim when Uncle took her out to the swimming pool and threw her in.I said "Aunty Nona, Uncle wasn't trying to teach you how to swim !"

Nodding







 An 85- year -old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset.

"What happened ,Mother?" the daughter asked.

"I hade to slap his face three time!".

"You mean he got fresh?"

"No." she answered."he kept nodding and nodding!"

Love is In THE AiR


                                                      First Date











On out first date, i asked my girlfriend where she'd like me to take her to, she said,"Take me to an expensive place".

So i took her to a petrol station!





Chinglish

Today i feel want write about one story  i have done
 read  hmmmmm...........

This story title  "Chinglish"







Ah Lek was ask to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10 , he did it again from 10 back to

1.This is what he came up with............

1(one) day i go 2(to) climb up a 3(tree) outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so i panic and 4(fall) down. The man rush out and want to5(fight) with me.

I run until i fall 6(sick) and throw up. So i go into 7- Eleven and grab some 8(egg) to throw at him. Then i took a 9( knife) and try to stab him.10(thank) God he run away.

So, i put 9(knife) back and pay for the 8(egg) and left 7- Eleven.
Next day, i call my boss and say i am 6(sick). he said 5(fine) tomorrow also no need to come  back 4(for) work.

He also asks me to climb a 3(tree) and jumps down.I don't understand,I so nice 2(to) him but i don't know what he i (want)

Thursday, 23 February 2012

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